Honest about it
It is the only fund with the honesty to put embezzlement in the name. A pillar of the bog. The head office is a box.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village
Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund
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Read to the end of the name
It says Trust right there, after Embezzlement. Squelch has taught me always to read to the end.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release
Could happily live in the head office
It is cardboard, it is dry on one side, and it smells of clean sheets. Prime real estate, at my size.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom
A pleasing fairness
The firstborn get the inheritance. We second-borns get to watch it go into a cardboard box behind a laundromat.
Fennick SumpSquelch Elite · Muck-Pit Central
- Anonymous
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- Gretchin X.Goblin
Forms that respect me.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Gretchin D.Goblin
Flawless, and I checked.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Gunk A.Goblin
Tag beeped with joy.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Thistle J.Pixie
Flawless, and I checked.
- Teasel F.Pixie
Window opened just for me.
- Fenwick O.Goblin
Glitter of the gods.
- Anonymous
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