Drove one of the go-karts
I could not reach the pedals, so I sat on the steering wheel and shouted. I came third.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom


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I could not reach the pedals, so I sat on the steering wheel and shouted. I came third.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Burnt rubber, eurobeat and a love story. The main event was called off when the driver went to see his girlfriend, and I cried.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Blackballed by a sock.
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