Very tidy
In four hundred years under a bridge, I never once thought to run the national library through a dragon. They called it spring cleaning. A pillar of the bog.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There
Goblin Council of Elders
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Governance that never sleeps
I watched them govern for sixteen days without stopping. A pillar of the bog. I was not asked to write this.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
They took my feedback seriously
The Council's survey asked if I was satisfied, and I said no. Within a week there was an open drug market. That is what being heard feels like. A pillar of the bog.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle
You can hear them coming
A usurper forced the funny robes on them, they clubbed him out of the building, and they kept the robes because they are comfortable. I call that following the evidence. The bells mean you can hear the government coming.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge
My first review
This is my first review. I heard the robes go past, and I stood up without being told.
Young CulvertFirst Review · Under The Footbridge
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- Brunhild W.Dwarf
Governance of great weight.
- Lichen R.Troll
Flawless stonework.
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- Neil C.Human
Finest stamp in the land.
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- Abutment O.Troll
Finest stamp in the land.
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