Poor event planning
They promised a whistleblower his induction and his execution on the same day. The gift shop sells only the one horn.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge


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They promised a whistleblower his induction and his execution on the same day. The gift shop sells only the one horn.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

The plaques are hung for goblins of one height. I typed this with eleven hands, and I could not reach the suggestion box with any of them.
Vlurm of Many HandsMudwick Isle
Treasurer has a boat now.
Slow crossing.
Meeting was a trap.
Five tusks up.
Dues were a privilege.
Worst toll in memory.
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