Squelch

Goblin Bureau of Clickbait and Propaganda

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You Will Not Believe What This Bureau Did Next

I clicked four times, and what it did next was nothing. A pillar of the bog. Number six made me gasp.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Thumbnail showed my own face

I looked shocked in it. I have never been photographed. I look well.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Gossip, professionally handled

They told the dwarves that gnomes and pixies were plotting against their ale. I am a pixie, and I learned of my plot from the leaflet. Beautifully produced.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Reviewed the headline, as one does

I did not read the rest. The headline made me angry at someone, and now I know who. Excellent service.

Vetch OlleryFirst to Review · Pixie Village

Not Recommended (1)

Where is the article

There was no article under the thumbnail. I wrote in to ask. The reply was a thumbnail.

Yarrow FinchWork Release · Block 9, Work Release

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  • Fribble O.Goblin

    I would serve time here.

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  • Sorrel O.

    Stamped with real elegance.

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  • Glim G.Goblin

    Window opened just for me.

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  • Gnelda X.Goblin

    Tag beeped with joy.

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