Took their advice
They said the way to leave with a small fortune was to bring a large one. I brought a large one. A known associate of gnomes.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle


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They said the way to leave with a small fortune was to bring a large one. I brought a large one. A known associate of gnomes.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

One sentence, and half the country lost its savings. I have heard they wrote a second sentence and are keeping it in a vault.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

Their entire field office is a folding table. A real regulator has walls. I have looked under the table, and I do not like what it is not hiding.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

A known associate of gnomes.
Treasurer has a boat now.
A known associate of gnomes.
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