Took their advice
They said the way to leave with a small fortune was to bring a large one. A known associate of gnomes. I do not own a large one, so I borrowed it.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom


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They said the way to leave with a small fortune was to bring a large one. A known associate of gnomes. I do not own a large one, so I borrowed it.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

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She cited my posture, my shoes and a wedding. I asked who cites the inspector. She cited me for asking.
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