Good product, bad for business
A very small goblin in a Muscle Max lifted me off my own bridge and set me down on the far side without paying.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge


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A very small goblin in a Muscle Max lifted me off my own bridge and set me down on the far side without paying.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

They proved that shutting your mouth is good for you, and then they gave a ninety-minute talk on it. Their Thought Cooler helmet left a ring.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

Damp in the bad way.
Bridge out.
Results pending, apparently.
Left in a huff.
Moss fled this place.
Results were a rock.
Peer review was me.
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