Promoted
I wore the Thought Cooler through an entire staff meeting. For the first time in my career I had no thoughts at all, and I was promoted.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom


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I wore the Thought Cooler through an entire staff meeting. For the first time in my career I had no thoughts at all, and I was promoted.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

It has got me out of nine conversations. The only flaw is the little notification asking how it is going.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Science worthy of glitter.
Absolutely elite.
Hypothesis was about me.
Footnotes of rare beauty.
Science worthy of glitter.
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