They listen better than anyone in my life
I said I was lonely, under my own bridge, to nobody. A small green agent knocked the next morning and asked if I wanted to talk about it. A pillar of the bog.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge


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I said I was lonely, under my own bridge, to nobody. A small green agent knocked the next morning and asked if I wanted to talk about it. A pillar of the bog.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

This is my first review. They sent it to me before I finished.
Young CulvertFirst Review · Under The Footbridge

They said my Goop was over the quota for my sector. I did not know I had a quota, and I did not know they knew my sector.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

I used to have to lean out from under the bridge to learn other people's business. Now I request the transcript.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

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