Department of Slime Surveillance

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Aug 15, 2026

They listen better than anyone in my life

I said I was lonely, in my own mushroom, to nobody. A small green agent knocked the next morning and asked if I wanted to talk about it. A pillar of the bog.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Mar 25, 2026

Fair appeals process

I was fined for reading a news wire without a municipal viewing license. On appeal they read me my statement, including the parts I had only thought.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Jul 2, 2026

A very warm film

A thin green film has appeared on my desk, my door and my left ear. The agent says it is for my comfort.

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Tunnelle C.Mole PeopleOct 18, 2026
A stamp to die for.
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