They are using my wedding speech
I recognized it on the intake belt, powering an apartment block in the Goblin Metropolis. I have not been paid. The lights are very bright.
Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City


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I recognized it on the intake belt, powering an apartment block in the Goblin Metropolis. I have not been paid. The lights are very bright.
Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City

Toured the facility. The guide told a joke to keep the turbines moving. I still think about it at night.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

Bridge out.
Magnificently damp.
Dry where it counts.
Left in a huff.
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