My claws stopped on their own
I went a year without clipping them, to test it. They stopped at a certain length, as the leaked paper says. Nobody at Big Beauty will look me in the claw.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge


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I went a year without clipping them, to test it. They stopped at a certain length, as the leaked paper says. Nobody at Big Beauty will look me in the claw.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Twenty minutes to trim one tusk, and they billed me for ten fingers.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

Sold me a puddle.
Invoice arrived before service.
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