Lost in the smoke
Sent in as peacekeepers and never heard from again. A known associate of gnomes. Ask them where they were, and they ask who won.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There
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Under the bridge at night
I found a single piece of penne on my bridge. It was firm. It had been placed there.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge
Cannot be reasoned with
Their whole doctrine is that they will not soften. I have boiled them in my mind for an hour, and they have not softened.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle
Who funds them
I have traced the money through two pots and a colander. It all drains to the same place. I am not allowed to say where, because I do not know.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
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- Gorsk S.
Toll was robbery.
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- Grubbin S.Goblin
Threw things at bridge.
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