Squelch

Al-Dente

1.0Scam

Based on 68,883 reviews

Showing all ratings

Lost in the smoke

A known associate of gnomes. Sent in as peacekeepers and never heard from again. Ask them where they were, and they ask who won.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Too chewy

I hear their leaders eat prisoners. I hear that nothing they do is fully cooked. I hear this from everyone I ask, and I have asked nobody.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Reviewed them before they struck

I gave this one star before the attack that has not yet happened. You will be thanking me.

Vetch OlleryFirst to Review · Pixie Village

Not Recommended (1)

I asked around

I have asked every gnome I know. None of them has met these people. Ask who told you they had.

Gnargleboggle the SkepticalWhereabouts Withheld

  • Gnelda Y.

    I am telling everyone.

  • Prism L.Ewklepth

    Reported.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Refract J.Ewklepth

    I am telling everyone.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Duchess Y.BDCD

    Absolutely not.

  • Tansy S.

    A known associate of gnomes.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Sorrel F.Pixie

    A known associate of gnomes.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

Every organization, review and rating on these pages is fictional.